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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Drabble-o-matic

It's like a mad lib but you get your own little drabble! Here's mine:


The Adventure Of The Swan


Ryan and Brendon were out for a yummy Valentine's walk in Ryan's bed. As they went, Brendon rested his hand on Ryan's dick. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so sexy, Ryan was filled with ick dread.

"Do you suppose it's gay here?" he asked sexily.

"You beautiful silly," Brendon said, tickling Ryan with his dildo. "It's completely delicious."

Just then, a kinky swan leapt out from behind a man-whore and thrusted Brendon in the boob. "Aaargh!" Brendon screamed.

Things looked hot. But Ryan, although he was lustful, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an ipod and, like a William Beckett that is cute and shit., beat the swan adorably until it ran off. "That will teach you to thrust innocent people."

Then he clasped Brendon close. Brendon was bleeding cutely. "My darling," Ryan said, and pressed his lips to Brendon's cock.

"I love you," Brendon said beautifully, and expired in Ryan's arms.

Ryan never loved again.





Gay Love

Ryan finished packing. Ever since Brendon, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Ryan had been delicious.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing thrusted him, all was beautiful. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in Ryan's bed to become an ick man-whore.

Just then, there was a lustful knock at the door. Ryan opened it and stood there sexily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his boob.

When Ryan came to, Brendon was holding his cock and looking yummy. "My love," Brendon said lustfully, "I'm sorry for the kinky shock. I've been shipwrecked on a hot island for the last ten years, living like a William Beckett that is cute and shit.. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my dick in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Ryan could hardly believe his Brendon had returned. "I will always love you, dick or no dick. Besides, you can cover it up with an ipod."

They embraced cutely and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was sexy.



The Swan Prince
This one turned out really perverted for some reason!

Ryan was walking through an ick meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a hot little swan lying under a tree.

Ryan skipped over to see the dear thing and was delicious to find that he was hurt! A dildo had pierced his beautiful little dick and he whimpered adorably with the pain.

"My sexy little friend," Ryan said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the dildo, as beautifully as he could. The swan cried out and Ryan's heart ached, like a William Beckett that is cute and shit.. "You'll be all right," Ryan whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Brendon and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Brendon up in his arms, Ryan carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Ryan nursed Brendon, cleaning his dick and feeding him Ipod-brand swan chow.

On the eighth night, Brendon climbed into bed with Ryan. He burrowed under the covers and lustfully thrusted Ryan's boob. It made Ryan giggle and he cuddled close to Brendon, stroking his cock and singing sexily to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Ryan hurried home so he could curl up with Brendon. It gave him a yummy feeling whenever Brendon thrusted his boob.

Then one night, Brendon looked up at Ryan and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a lustful prince."

Ryan screamed cutely, he was so surprised. How could a swan talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Brendon said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Ryan said and kissed Brendon on his cock. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a lustful prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Brendon," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Ryan said.

"See?" Brendon said and showed Ryan the scar from the dildo on his dick. Then he kissed Ryan and they tumbled in Ryan's bed and did a lot of very kinky things, some of them involving a gay man-whore.

"I love you," Brendon said when they were done. Ryan clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Brendon had stashed away.

And if Brendon didn't know about Ryan's visits to the swan sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.



I'm Dreaming Of A Kinky Christmas this one is hilarious!!!!

It was Christmas Eve. Ryan sat lustfully in Ryan's bed, sipping delicious eggnog.

He looked at the yummy dildo hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Brendon had hung it there, just before they looked at each other beautifully and then fell into each other's arms and thrusted each other's boob.

If only I hadn't been so hot, Ryan thought, pouring a sexy amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Brendon might not have got so beautiful and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a lustful tear and held his dick in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a gay voice lifted sexily up in song.



I'm dreaming of a kinky Christmas

Just like a William Beckett that is cute and shit.



Ryan ran to the door. It was Brendon, looking ick all over with snow.

"I missed you adorably," Brendon said. "And I wanted to thrust your boob again."

Ryan hugged Brendon and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Brendon said.

"I think so too," Ryan said and they thrusted each other's boob until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted swan cock and lived cutely until Ryan got drunk again.





I Saw Brendon Kissing Santa Claus

Ryan woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one beautiful box that looked like a dildo.

Then Ryan noticed that Brendon was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Ryan thought that he would surprise Brendon. Maybe even sneak up behind him and thrust him on his ick boob. That always made Brendon delicious.

Ryan crept sexily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its yummy lights, and the presents, heaped up adorably, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Brendon. Kissing someone.

Ryan was so angry, he picked up a ipod from a table and threw it cutely in Ryan's bed.

They both looked around.

"Brendon, you gay swan!" Ryan yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Ryan looked and then rubbed his dick and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Brendon said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a lustful kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Ryan said lustfully. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be kinky."

That seemed reasonable. Ryan went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a William Beckett that is cute and shit.. He made Ryan's cock feel all sexy.

"You see?" Brendon said beautifully and Ryan saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.



I love it!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

ROTFWOPLMFAO













Meh! The text on the Ask.com one doesn't show up. It's friggin hilarious, though. This little 11 year old was talking about how she would always rest her laptop on her chest, right? And after years of doing it she realized that she had, like this layer of really hard tissue under her skin. And she was like WTF is going on? And this one dude replied: "There is a computer growing in your chest." And it just made me laugh SO HARD. I don't even know why.

Music

So I got some new music today \o/


- 21 Guns - Green Day

This song is SOOOOO Ryden-y! In a very sad way. And it's just a really sweet, good song. Watch the music video, it owns :)


- Good Girls Go Bad - Cobra Starship (feat. Leighton Meister)

If I am not mistaken, this is Cobra's first song that has gotten into the top 40. It's bittersweet to see one of my favorite bands growing up into something that more people know about. But of course I'm very happy for them.


- Le Disko - Shiny Toy Guns

EEEE! This is officially Ryan Ross' song. It just totally fits him: "Hello little boys, little toys." Can you not just picture him saying that?!


- I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island (feat. T-Pain)
&
- Jizz In My Pants - The Lonely Island

Ha, I just love these songs. I love TLI, they totally crack me up.



-I Am Not A Whore - LMFAO

Ha. Hahahaha. Download this song - it will make you laugh. And it is officially Brendon Urie's song :)

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

In Memorial



My sadness cannot be textually rendered at this very unexpected turn of events. We can only hope that Ryan, Jon, Brendon, and Spencer will see the light and realize that their quartet is nowwhere near it's complete greatness when it's divided.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

I'm Back, Everyone :)

We just got back from North Carolina. I'll post pictures later because I'm too lazy to do it now :)

We had to go to the 4-H judging thing today, and I got a blue ribbon on my photography project. yay! I signed up for a whole crapload of stuff and only got two done...lol. My other project was this story I wrote that I got a red ribbon on.

anyway i'll put the pix up tomorrow i promise.

Monday, June 29, 2009

nerrr


i'mma need to see what this is...i have no clue, just something laying around my harddrive...

lol, what the fuck?

lol

Friday, June 26, 2009

Whitewater Rafting

So today we went rafting on the French Broad river. It was a blast, even though the rapids were only class 3. Our guide was this awesome hippie dude that didn't believe in Tums. We stopped along the way and dove off a 16 foot cliff, that was interesting. Also we got to jump out and float down the river in our life jackets, which was totally sweet. Nobody fell out, although my cousin Ben got run over by the raft while he was floating.

Whitewater rafting should definitely be on your list of things to do before you die. Also, if you can, go to a place that's looser with their safety regulations and lets you do bomb awesome stuff like this place did.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

North Carolina :)

So I'm at our little cabin in North Carolina. I'm sitting on the couch. My aunts are gossiping behind me. I've got 13 cousins, 6 of whom are here now. More will come later. They are all in the basement, aka the man cave, where the pool table, tiki bar, and video game system are located. I'll post pictures later, I forgot my connector cord. I sould totally be writing more, but I'm kind of tired.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

CD's

Yay!I got some CD's this week...

We Started Nothing - The Ting Tings
From Under The Cork Tree - Fall Out Boy
iViva la Cobra! - Cobra Starship

And I'll be getting The Black Parade and Fast Times At Barrington High soon :)

Is it possible to be addicted to someone's voice?

Friday, June 19, 2009

Trip

today we took a day trip to madison. YAY! happyness for me. i've already mentioned that i wish i lived in madison...anyway, here's what we did:

first we went to michael's craft store to get some crap that we needed...then we went to state street. my dad and brother went to go look at some boring museum crap, and me and my mom went shopping. ha, me shopping is funny. i only had $40 so we went in to all the expensive shops and just looked at everything...then we went to ragstock where I make the serious purchases ;) here's what i got:

pinstripe vest thingy ($10) but in the end free because the girl forgot to ring it up :O
"cobra" t-shirt ($10)
checkered scarf ($8)
"circus" hoodie ($10) this was so coool...it's blue and has little pictures of tigers and horses and balloons all over it.

then we went to cinnamon girl, mango, art gecko, urban outfitters, etc, etc, we didn't buy anyhitng except for a sweatband for my brother, which he looks really cute in with ihs hair all mussed up.

and we went to poster master where i got a nightmare before christmas poster for $8!! yayz! and we had gyros at the parthenon for lunch and ice cream at the chocolate shop.

perfect day :D

And i am getting totally pumped because we are going to North carolina on wednesday with all my relatives. more yay!

also i did a ryan and brendon picspam on livejournal; here's the url:

http://altuni.livejournal.com/

in fact, the url to my whole lj account, but i'm only using it for picspams :D

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Band Boys <3

OK, it's time we had a formal introduction to everyone. These are the people I'm thinking of when I stare off blankly into space. These are the people that would be on my Christmas list if I still believed in Sandy Claws. Anyway, here they are. I'm not doing a picspam becuase Blogger is HORRIBLE for putting lots of pictures on. So I'll have to limit myself :(




This is William Beckett. He is the lead singer for The Academy Is... He is possibly the prettiest boy in the world.



He's not gay.




This is Gabe Saporta. He's the lead singer for Cobra Starship.



Not gay either.




This is Ryan Ross. He is the guitarist and lyricist for Panic at the Disco.



Totally straight.



This is Pete Wentz. He is the bassist for Fall Out Boy



Now, what made you think he'd be gay??

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Were You Aiming For Innocence? (Ryden slash)

Title: Were You Aiming For Innocence?
Rating: PG-13 for swears & sensual situations
Pairing: Ryan Ross & Brendon Urie <3
Disclaimer: I do not own Panic at the Disco or Fall Out Boy *sobs* This story is a work of fiction *sobs harder*
Summary: "Dripping with sweat, I sprinted out the double doors of the back of the concert hall. I should be exhausted, having just finished a nearly five hour show. However, my adrenaline was still racing. These were the best moments of my life, when I was unbelievably focused like I never was at other times...."


It's on Quizilla, it's my first slash, check it out. It won't publish my link for some reason so just copy and paste the good old fashioned way, KK?

http://www.quizilla.com/stories/9593941/were-you-aiming-for-innocence-rydon

Madison...

Today we went to Madison because we had to drop off some friends & go to Woodman's. It made me think of how much I frickin want to live there. I hate hate hate the little craptown I live in. Madison has nicer people, more oppurtunities, and so much more culture. I live in a town where the only music anyone listens to is country and top 40. You can't even buy an issue of Alternative Press anywhere in town. It's tragic.

I know that there are a lot of bad things about Madison: poverty, bad fish smell from the polluted lake, and huge pricetags on houses. But I'll be satisfied with an apartment when I live there. (Yes, I will live there someday, either Madison, Portland, or San Francisco...) I love averything about it: the stores, the food, the music, the art, the festivals...even the graffiti holds a special place in my heart. I lived in Madison until I was 5 when we loaded into the old green van and packed off to this podunk little hellhole where I'm trapped for 4 more years of high school. Now is about the time that Ryan Ross is supposed come for me in his vintage tour van and sweep me off to Las Vegas...right? Ryan? Brendon?

Anyone?

Friday, June 12, 2009

Misery (SPOILER WARNING)

Oh my god, I just finished watching Misery. It's this suspense movie about a famous author who crashes his car in the middle of nowwhere and is saved by his "number one fan," who cares for him and seems to be kind and motherly. But, to make a long story short, she turns out to be a psychopath who killed newborn babies when she was a nurse and now wants to keep this author captive. She "hobbles" him, meaning she breaks both his feet. Graphically. Among other horrible things.

It. Scared. The. Shit. Out. Of. Me.

It was one of those deals where it's more psychological than physical, y'know? There was some gore, but it wasn't as scary as the suspense, wordplay, and overall creepiness. Misery was originally a Stephen King novel that was made into a movie. I really do like SK, but haven't read a terrible lot from him. Mostly short stories here and there, I read The Secret Garden which might have been a novelette, not sure. I plan to watch The Shining when I turn 16 with all my friends, as a coming of age ritual, due to the fact I was traumatized when my dad said "REDRUM!" in this reallllllly creepy voice. It still freaks me out.

First Day of Summer Pix

It's the first day of summer! Yay! So I thought I'd post some pictures....


Iris in our garden

Me...this is the first pic of myself I've ever posted on the Internet...I'll be keeping my eyes open for sinister individuals in trenchcoats...

Here is my hand looking particularly cool today...

Footsies ^^

Daaaaiiiiisssssies....

Music Meme

SO I found this meme where you put your iPod or MP3 on Shuffle and write about the song that comes on for as long as the song plays, no more and no less. Here goes:


1.Get On Your Boots - U2

Great song. I saw this one morning on VH1 when I was waiting for my carpool...U2 really does have a good sound; I need to start listening to them more. This is my only song of their's. It's from No Line On The Horizon, which a lot of critics are saying sounds like this band needs to hang it up, but I kind of like. The music video is pretty cool, too. I reallly love the part that goes 'let me in the sound, let me in the sound.' Any really raw and unpolished parts in songs are really cool for me and tend to be my favorite parts. I know I'm totally babbling, but I gotta keep writing. LOL. Oh, it's my favorite part....how nice. I've listened to this song kind of a lot. Very nice.

2. Jammin - Bob Marley

I really onl own this song because I got one of his greatest hits CD for Christmas. I like a lot of the songs on it, like Buffalo Soldier, No Woman No Cry, & Could You Be Loved. Three Little Birds is me and my friend's song because it makes us think about Shortie from the Scary Movie movies. Hilarious,we love him. So anywa, back to this song, it has a nice beat, so great for a hot summer day.

3. From Yesterday - 30 Seconds To Mars

I loooooove this song, I saw the music video when a friend was over and kind of fell in love with th esound of it, not to mention the guy who sings it. When he screams....god, it's just....orgasmic. I won't pr3etend I'm not a bit embarassed for using a sex term, but really, to describe it in any other way would just not be right. I also like that this song isn't totally about love, which is a refreshing change. I hate that ALL popular songs have to revolve around love. Why couldn't we have chosen something like flowers or trucks, or something that isn't as complicated and well, pointless. Ha. I just called love pointless. I'm starting to sound rather emo. Ah.....rambling again, I know....I just love the hard feeling of this song, and this band. It's nice for those moments when you just need to lay down, turn the music all the way up, and zone out. I have a lot of those moments.

4. This Is How I Disappear - My Chemical Romance

Oh yay! Here's a song I can write a lot about. I love it! It's one that I bought purely out of love for my Chemical Romance. I'd never heard it before, but I had so much trust in MCr that I knew I would like it. At first, actually, I didn't care for it so much, but it has definitely grown on me. The beginning is GREAT, with the whisper/scream of 'GO!' The guitar is also very amazing, too. The lyrics are hard to figure out, but sometimes that makes it even better. Ah...Gerard Way hitting high notes/screamo, tis amazing. "I'm just a ghost, so I can't hurt you anymore, so I can't hurt you anymore! GOOOOOO, YOU WANNA SEE HOW FAR DOWN I CAN SINK, LET ME OUT!!!!" I probably totally botched those lyrics. Oh well. SOng almost over....nice ending note....


Was gonna do 5 but I'm bored & I wanna post pix :)

Thursday, June 11, 2009

More Photos

Here's some random pictures htat were laying around on my camera. :D



Flowers...=D

And here is a picture of my flip-flops at camp. Ha, this medical journal thing asked me if they could use this picture in an article describing the ill effects off flip flops on your feet. I never really got back to them on that....

Here's the view from my bunk at camp. :) Good times.

Nice army fatigues that were hanging on our backyard line...my parents sell all kinds of 'antiques' on eBay so we often have a lot of old crap laying around...



This is the Badlands where we stayed for a couple nights. Cabins were PUNY but adorable. It looked like an alien world. I almost got bit by a rattlesnake...but that's a story for later.


Sunsets were beautiful; don't have a nice picture of one though :(


Here are some chives and daisies in our garden. (If you haven't noticed yet, I kind of have a thing for photographing flowers. Better than photographing naked people, mmm?)

This is a barn somewhere on the Great Plains when we made our trip to Montana. You should see it out there; little Indian towns, yards where the only ornaments are the rusting cars, and horses everywhere. I liked it.



Hope you enjoyed my pictures, look for more soon. Summer is HERE so I will be blogging much more :) Yay!

Olbrich Gardens Pix

We went to Olbrich Gardens for Mother's Day and I took a lot of pictures. Here are some of my favorites:

This is the Thai Pavilion they have there. Isn't it just gorgeous?

They imported it all the way from Thailand. The gold parts are actual layers of gold leaf so you aren't allowed to touch it because it can scratch the gold.

God, you could spend hours in this place just taking pictures. It's a photographer's paradise.







Someday I'll go there for an entire day and just get a ton of amazing pictures...